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Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 27th 06, 10:02 AM
Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> To save classical music, the Castrati must return,
> because their voices were so wonderful, magical,
> superb.
>
> So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them
> to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean
> trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become
> a famous singer.
>
> Any volunteers?

I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
them.

> P.S. : I hope you don't mind that I will eat your balls,
> but they are so tasty, I can't throw them away.

You won't get much value out of Dickless' gonads.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 27th 06, 11:26 PM
Lora Crighton wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>
> >> Any volunteers?
> >
> > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
> > them.
>
> He's too old.

You sure? He's so immature.

> The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
> guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or 2% of the
> boys who had it done went on to be great singers.

Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.

> Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's unlikely that the
> castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all very well,
> but audiences don't have period ears :-)

Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 27th 06, 11:47 PM
Holly wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > Lora Crighton wrote:
> >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>> Any volunteers?
> >>> I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
> >>> them.
> >> He's too old.
> >
> > You sure? He's so immature.
> >
> >> The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
> >> guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or 2% of the
> >> boys who had it done went on to be great singers.
> >
> > Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
> > check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.
> >
> >> Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's unlikely that the
> >> castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all very well,
> >> but audiences don't have period ears :-)
> >
> > Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.
>
> On which authority do you rely?

You know a lot of them, do you?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 28th 06, 03:36 AM
Holly wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > Holly wrote:
> >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>> Lora Crighton wrote:
> >>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>>> Any volunteers?
> >>>>> I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
> >>>>> them.
> >>>> He's too old.
> >>> You sure? He's so immature.
> >>>
> >>>> The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
> >>>> guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or 2% of the
> >>>> boys who had it done went on to be great singers.
> >>> Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
> >>> check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.
> >>>
> >>>> Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's unlikely that the
> >>>> castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all very well,
> >>>> but audiences don't have period ears :-)
> >>> Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.
> >> On which authority do you rely?
> >
> > You know a lot of them, do you?
>
> what I know is not a concern here

Don't worry. We're not concerned that you don't know anything.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 28th 06, 03:37 AM
clarinet.fan wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
> > Holly wrote:
> > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > >>>> Any volunteers?
> > > >>> I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
> > > >>> them.
> > > >> He's too old.
> > > >
> > > > You sure? He's so immature.
> > > >
> > > >> The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
> > > >> guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or
> 2% of the
> > > >> boys who had it done went on to be great singers.
> > > >
> > > > Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
> > > > check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.
> > > >
> > > >> Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's
> unlikely that the
> > > >> castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all
> very well,
> > > >> but audiences don't have period ears :-)
> > > >
> > > > Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.
> > >
> > > On which authority do you rely?
> >
> > You know a lot of them, do you?
>
> Does she actually know anything?

Obviously not not.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 28th 06, 03:37 AM
clarinet.fan wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> Any volunteers?
> > > >
> > > > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
> > > > them.
> > >
> > > He's too old.
> >
> > You sure? He's so immature.
>
> Age is no guarantee of maturity. He's certainly past puberty even if he is
> still childish.

Infantile would be my description of choice for Dickless.

> > > The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
> > > guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or 2%
> of the
> > > boys who had it done went on to be great singers.
> >
> > Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
> > check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.
>
> LOL! I'm sure she would, but would he let her get close enough?

Why? Its not like he's got anything to lose! A0L!

> > > Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's unlikely
> that the
> > > castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all
> very well,
> > > but audiences don't have period ears :-)
> >
> > Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.
>
> They were like the rock stars of their day.

You mean like KISS?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 28th 06, 03:37 AM
clarinet.fan wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> > > To save classical music, the Castrati must return,
> > > because their voices were so wonderful, magical,
> > > superb.
> > >
> > > So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them
> > > to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean
> > > trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become
> > > a famous singer.
> > >
> > > Any volunteers?
> >
> > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
> > them.
>
> No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the band he was
> in - how good a musician is he?

Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for him. The
blonde next to him was better.

Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing and play
his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 28th 06, 08:33 AM
clarinet.fan wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Any volunteers?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use
> of
> > > > > > them.
> > > > >
> > > > > He's too old.
> > > >
> > > > You sure? He's so immature.
> > >
> > > Age is no guarantee of maturity. He's certainly past puberty even if he
> is
> > > still childish.
> >
> > Infantile would be my description of choice for Dickless.
>
> You could be right about that.

Glad you agree, fan.

> > > > > The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
> > > > > guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or
> 2%
> > > of the
> > > > > boys who had it done went on to be great singers.
> > > >
> > > > Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
> > > > check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.
> > >
> > > LOL! I'm sure she would, but would he let her get close enough?
> >
> > Why? Its not like he's got anything to lose! A0L!
>
> He would have to give up his delusions of adequacy.

The sad part is that he probably thinks he's better than the rest of
us.

> > > > > Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's
> unlikely
> > > that the
> > > > > castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all
> > > very well,
> > > > > but audiences don't have period ears :-)
> > > >
> > > > Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.
> > >
> > > They were like the rock stars of their day.
> >
> > You mean like KISS?
>
> Did women actually like KISS?

Maybe just Gene Symon's tongue.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 28th 06, 08:35 AM
clarinet.fan wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> > > > > To save classical music, the Castrati must return,
> > > > > because their voices were so wonderful, magical,
> > > > > superb.
> > > > >
> > > > > So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them
> > > > > to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean
> > > > > trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become
> > > > > a famous singer.
> > > > >
> > > > > Any volunteers?
> > > >
> > > > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
> > > > them.
> > >
> > > No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the band he was
> > > in - how good a musician is he?
> >
> > Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for him. The
> > blonde next to him was better.
>
> Salieri was not that bad - just not as amazing as Mozart.

OK, so Dickless is worse than Salieri.

> > Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing and play
> > his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time.
>
> Tholen owns the octocontrabass??? Wow, maybe we could talk him into posting
> an mp3 - I've only seen photos, and would love to hear how it sounds.

>From Dickless? Don't expect it to sound good.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 28th 06, 08:56 PM
Holly wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > Holly wrote:
> >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>> Holly wrote:
> >>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>> Lora Crighton wrote:
> >>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>>>>> Any volunteers?
> >>>>>>> I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
> >>>>>>> them.
> >>>>>> He's too old.
> >>>>> You sure? He's so immature.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
> >>>>>> guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or 2% of the
> >>>>>> boys who had it done went on to be great singers.
> >>>>> Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
> >>>>> check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's unlikely that the
> >>>>>> castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all very well,
> >>>>>> but audiences don't have period ears :-)
> >>>>> Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.
> >>>> On which authority do you rely?
> >>> You know a lot of them, do you?
> >> what I know is not a concern here
> >
> > Don't worry. We're not concerned that you don't know anything.
>
> You have checked me again, clever devil. I cannot hope to be victorious
> in your daffy puddle of the world. I have pushed against your humongous
> intellect without realizing the futility of such an act. I acquiesce.
> http://tinyurl.com/yfzcz4

Don't let the door slam your arse on the way out.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 29th 06, 08:52 AM
clarinet.fan wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> > > > > > > To save classical music, the Castrati must return,
> > > > > > > because their voices were so wonderful, magical,
> > > > > > > superb.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them
> > > > > > > to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean
> > > > > > > trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become
> > > > > > > a famous singer.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Any volunteers?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use
> of
> > > > > > them.
> > > > >
> > > > > No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the band he
> was
> > > > > in - how good a musician is he?
> > > >
> > > > Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for him. The
> > > > blonde next to him was better.
> > >
> > > Salieri was not that bad - just not as amazing as Mozart.
> >
> > OK, so Dickless is worse than Salieri.
>
> Right.

Good.

> > > > Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing and play
> > > > his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time.
> > >
> > > Tholen owns the octocontrabass??? Wow, maybe we could talk him into
> posting
> > > an mp3 - I've only seen photos, and would love to hear how it sounds.
> >
> > From Dickless? Don't expect it to sound good.
>
> It's a clarinet - how bad could it be? Anyway, I'm sure his clarinet sounds
> better than his singing!

Probably.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 29th 06, 08:55 AM
clarinet.fan wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Any volunteers?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any
> use
> > > of them.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He's too old.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You sure? He's so immature.
> > > > >
> > > > > Age is no guarantee of maturity. He's certainly past puberty even
> if he
> > > is still childish.
> > > >
> > > > Infantile would be my description of choice for Dickless.
> > >
> > > You could be right about that.
> >
> > Glad you agree, fan.
>
> I'm glad you're glad.

What does your gladness have to do with classical music, fan?

> > > > > > > The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
> > > > > > > guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or
> > > 2% of the boys who had it done went on to be great singers.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
> > > > > > check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.
> > > > >
> > > > > LOL! I'm sure she would, but would he let her get close enough?
> > > >
> > > > Why? Its not like he's got anything to lose! A0L!
> > >
> > > He would have to give up his delusions of adequacy.
> >
> > The sad part is that he probably thinks he's better than the rest of us.
>
> He definitely thinks he's better than the rest of us.

Too bad the truth is out there.

> > > > > > > Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's
> > > unlikely that the
> > > > > > > castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is
> all
> > > > > very well, but audiences don't have period ears :-)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.
> > > > >
> > > > > They were like the rock stars of their day.
> > > >
> > > > You mean like KISS?
> > >
> > > Did women actually like KISS?
> >
> > Maybe just Gene Symon's tongue.
>
> Oh.

I think it was his. It was extra long anyway.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 30th 06, 01:36 AM
clarinet.fan wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > To save classical music, the Castrati must return,
> > > > > > > > > because their voices were so wonderful, magical,
> > > > > > > > > superb.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them
> > > > > > > > > to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean
> > > > > > > > > trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become
> > > > > > > > > a famous singer.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Any volunteers?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any
> use
> > > of
> > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the
> band he
> > > was
> > > > > > > in - how good a musician is he?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for him.
> The
> > > > > > blonde next to him was better.
> > > > >
> > > > > Salieri was not that bad - just not as amazing as Mozart.
> > > >
> > > > OK, so Dickless is worse than Salieri.
> > >
> > > Right.
> >
> > Good.
> >
> > > > > > Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing and
> play
> > > > > > his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time.
> > > > >
> > > > > Tholen owns the octocontrabass??? Wow, maybe we could talk him into
> > > posting
> > > > > an mp3 - I've only seen photos, and would love to hear how it
> sounds.
> > > >
> > > > From Dickless? Don't expect it to sound good.
> > >
> > > It's a clarinet - how bad could it be? Anyway, I'm sure his clarinet
> sounds
> > > better than his singing!
> >
> > Probably.
>
> I wonder what voice type Tholen is.

I'd be willing to wager its whiney.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 30th 06, 01:37 AM
clarinet.fan wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> Any volunteers?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make
> any
> > > use
> > > > > of them.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > He's too old.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You sure? He's so immature.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Age is no guarantee of maturity. He's certainly past puberty
> even
> > > if he
> > > > > is still childish.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Infantile would be my description of choice for Dickless.
> > > > >
> > > > > You could be right about that.
> > > >
> > > > Glad you agree, fan.
> > >
> > > I'm glad you're glad.
> >
> > What does your gladness have to do with classical music, fan?
>
> Classical music is one of the things that makes me glad.

Glad you like it, fan.

> > > > > > > > > The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is
> no
> > > > > > > > > guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only
> about 1 or
> > > > > 2% of the boys who had it done went on to be great singers.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one
> way to
> > > > > > > > check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > LOL! I'm sure she would, but would he let her get close enough?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Why? Its not like he's got anything to lose! A0L!
> > > > >
> > > > > He would have to give up his delusions of adequacy.
> > > >
> > > > The sad part is that he probably thinks he's better than the rest of
> us.
> > >
> > > He definitely thinks he's better than the rest of us.
> >
> > Too bad the truth is out there.
>
> What's too bad is that he can't seem to see it.

All too true.

> > > > > > > > > Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and
> it's
> > > > > unlikely that the
> > > > > > > > > castrato voice would be as popular today. Period
> performance is
> > > all
> > > > > > > very well, but audiences don't have period ears :-)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > They were like the rock stars of their day.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You mean like KISS?
> > > > >
> > > > > Did women actually like KISS?
> > > >
> > > > Maybe just Gene Symon's tongue.
> > >
> > > Oh.
> >
> > I think it was his. It was extra long anyway.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 30th 06, 05:49 AM
pluto wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
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> > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > To save classical music, the Castrati must return,
> > > > > > > > > > > because their voices were so wonderful, magical,
> > > > > > > > > > > superb.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them
> > > > > > > > > > > to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean
> > > > > > > > > > > trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become
> > > > > > > > > > > a famous singer.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Any volunteers?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make
> any
> > > use
> > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the
> > > band he
> > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > in - how good a musician is he?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for
> him.
> > > The
> > > > > > > > blonde next to him was better.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Salieri was not that bad - just not as amazing as Mozart.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > OK, so Dickless is worse than Salieri.
> > > > >
> > > > > Right.
> > > >
> > > > Good.
> > > >
> > > > > > > > Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing
> and
> > > play
> > > > > > > > his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Tholen owns the octocontrabass??? Wow, maybe we could talk him
> into
> > > > > posting
> > > > > > > an mp3 - I've only seen photos, and would love to hear how it
> > > sounds.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > From Dickless? Don't expect it to sound good.
> > > > >
> > > > > It's a clarinet - how bad could it be? Anyway, I'm sure his
> clarinet
> > > sounds
> > > > > better than his singing!
> > > >
> > > > Probably.
> > >
> > > I wonder what voice type Tholen is.
> >
> > I'd be willing to wager its whiney.
>
> He's probably still a soprano.

That's close enough for a castrato.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 31st 06, 04:53 AM
wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > >> Any volunteers?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can
> make
> > > any
> > > > > use
> > > > > > > of them.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > He's too old.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You sure? He's so immature.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Age is no guarantee of maturity. He's certainly past
> puberty
> > > even
> > > > > if he
> > > > > > > is still childish.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Infantile would be my description of choice for Dickless.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You could be right about that.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Glad you agree, fan.
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm glad you're glad.
> > > >
> > > > What does your gladness have to do with classical music, fan?
> > >
> > > Classical music is one of the things that makes me glad.
> >
> > Glad you like it, fan.
>
> I'm glad you're glad, Bruce. Music has always been, and always will be part
> of my life.

I'm glad you're glad I'm glad you're glad, fan. Where would the world
be without music.

> > > > > > > > > > > The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there
> is
> > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only
> > > about 1 or
> > > > > > > 2% of the boys who had it done went on to be great singers.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only
> one
> > > way to
> > > > > > > > > > check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > LOL! I'm sure she would, but would he let her get close
> enough?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Why? Its not like he's got anything to lose! A0L!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He would have to give up his delusions of adequacy.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The sad part is that he probably thinks he's better than the rest
> of
> > > us.
> > > > >
> > > > > He definitely thinks he's better than the rest of us.
> > > >
> > > > Too bad the truth is out there.
> > >
> > > What's too bad is that he can't seem to see it.
> >
> > All too true.
>
> Maybe he need better glasses.

First he needs to find an optomotrist who can tollerate him.

> > > > > > > > > > > Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries,
> and
> > > it's
> > > > > > > unlikely that the
> > > > > > > > > > > castrato voice would be as popular today. Period
> > > performance is
> > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > very well, but audiences don't have period ears :-)
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure
> why.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > They were like the rock stars of their day.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You mean like KISS?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Did women actually like KISS?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Maybe just Gene Symon's tongue.
> > > > >
> > > > > Oh.
> > > >
> > > > I think it was his. It was extra long anyway.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 31st 06, 05:01 AM
wrote:
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=S-5grqhj1b8

Dickless could use one of those! No, wait! On second thought, Dickless
wouldn't know what to do with it!

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 31st 06, 05:03 AM
wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
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> > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
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> > > > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > To save classical music, the Castrati must return,
> > > > > > > > > > > because their voices were so wonderful, magical,
> > > > > > > > > > > superb.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them
> > > > > > > > > > > to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean
> > > > > > > > > > > trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become
> > > > > > > > > > > a famous singer.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Any volunteers?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make
> any
> > > use
> > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the
> > > band he
> > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > in - how good a musician is he?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for
> him.
> > > The
> > > > > > > > blonde next to him was better.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Salieri was not that bad - just not as amazing as Mozart.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > OK, so Dickless is worse than Salieri.
> > > > >
> > > > > Right.
> > > >
> > > > Good.
> > > >
> > > > > > > > Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing
> and
> > > play
> > > > > > > > his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Tholen owns the octocontrabass??? Wow, maybe we could talk him
> into
> > > > > posting
> > > > > > > an mp3 - I've only seen photos, and would love to hear how it
> > > sounds.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > From Dickless? Don't expect it to sound good.
> > > > >
> > > > > It's a clarinet - how bad could it be? Anyway, I'm sure his
> clarinet
> > > sounds
> > > > > better than his singing!
> > > >
> > > > Probably.
> > >
> > > I wonder what voice type Tholen is.
> >
> > I'd be willing to wager its whiney.
>
> You could be right about that, Bruce. I'm sure there's a good reason that
> he's in a band & not a choir.

Well, we know he can't sing for his supper.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 1st 07, 03:11 AM
wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ups.com...
> > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> > > message
> > > > > > > > > > >
> ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > To save classical music, the Castrati must return,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > because their voices were so wonderful, magical,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > superb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a famous singer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Any volunteers?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can
> make
> > > any
> > > > > use
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard
> the
> > > > > band he
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > in - how good a musician is he?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname
> for
> > > him.
> > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > blonde next to him was better.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Salieri was not that bad - just not as amazing as Mozart.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > OK, so Dickless is worse than Salieri.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Right.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Good.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both
> sing
> > > and
> > > > > play
> > > > > > > > > > his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Tholen owns the octocontrabass??? Wow, maybe we could talk
> him
> > > into
> > > > > > > posting
> > > > > > > > > an mp3 - I've only seen photos, and would love to hear how
> it
> > > > > sounds.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > From Dickless? Don't expect it to sound good.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It's a clarinet - how bad could it be? Anyway, I'm sure his
> > > clarinet
> > > > > sounds
> > > > > > > better than his singing!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Probably.
> > > > >
> > > > > I wonder what voice type Tholen is.
> > > >
> > > > I'd be willing to wager its whiney.
> > >
> > > You could be right about that, Bruce. I'm sure there's a good reason
> that
> > > he's in a band & not a choir.
> >
> > Well, we know he can't sing for his supper.
>
> In an old thread, Tholen wrote, "Let's put it this way: my instrumental
> musical skills are far better than my vocal skills. Sure glad that nobody
> was recording a dinner at a restaurant in Japan, one featuring a karaoke
> machine... "

Was Dickless implying he was singing karaoke?

> http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/msg/a9d5b2d06cae18e1
>
> I would have loved to be there to heckle!

The next time he shows his face here, I'll be ready to heckle him. I'll
hold up a big sign saying something like "We're gald you can't sing
Dickless!".

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 1st 07, 03:13 AM
wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > wrote:
> > > http://youtube.com/watch?v=S-5grqhj1b8
> >
> > Dickless could use one of those! No, wait! On second thought, Dickless
> > wouldn't know what to do with it!
>
> Perhaps he could use this. http://www.createamate.com/default.aspx

Nah, Dickless' got nothing to cast it off.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 1st 07, 03:15 AM
wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> > > message
> > > > > > > > > > >
> ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> Any volunteers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he
> can
> > > make
> > > > > any
> > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He's too old.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You sure? He's so immature.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Age is no guarantee of maturity. He's certainly past
> > > puberty
> > > > > even
> > > > > > > if he
> > > > > > > > > is still childish.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Infantile would be my description of choice for Dickless.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You could be right about that.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Glad you agree, fan.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm glad you're glad.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What does your gladness have to do with classical music, fan?
> > > > >
> > > > > Classical music is one of the things that makes me glad.
> > > >
> > > > Glad you like it, fan.
> > >
> > > I'm glad you're glad, Bruce. Music has always been, and always will be
> part
> > > of my life.
> >
> > I'm glad you're glad I'm glad you're glad, fan. Where would the world
> > be without music.
>
> I can't imagine a world without music.

Silence is golden, fan. Notice how pleasant it is without Dickless
around.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > The operation needs to be done before puberty, but
> there
> > > is
> > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's
> only
> > > > > about 1 or
> > > > > > > > > 2% of the boys who had it done went on to be great singers.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's
> only
> > > one
> > > > > way to
> > > > > > > > > > > > check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > LOL! I'm sure she would, but would he let her get close
> > > enough?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Why? Its not like he's got anything to lose! A0L!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > He would have to give up his delusions of adequacy.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The sad part is that he probably thinks he's better than the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > > us.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He definitely thinks he's better than the rest of us.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Too bad the truth is out there.
> > > > >
> > > > > What's too bad is that he can't seem to see it.
> > > >
> > > > All too true.
> > >
> > > Maybe he need better glasses.
> >
> > First he needs to find an optomotrist who can tollerate him.
>
> That shouldn't be too much of a problem - after all, an eye exam doesn't
> take very long.

Provided Dickless doesn't act like the jerk he usually is.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the
> centuries,
> > > and
> > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > unlikely that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > castrato voice would be as popular today. Period
> > > > > performance is
> > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > very well, but audiences don't have period ears :-)
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure
> > > why.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > They were like the rock stars of their day.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You mean like KISS?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Did women actually like KISS?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Maybe just Gene Symon's tongue.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Oh.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I think it was his. It was extra long anyway.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 2nd 07, 01:50 AM
wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > >
> oups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> > > message
> > > > > > > > > > >
> ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote
> in
> > > > > message
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > To save classical music, the Castrati must
> return,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because their voices were so wonderful, magical,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > superb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So my plan is to create some Castrati and train
> them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just
> mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and
> become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a famous singer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any volunteers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he
> can
> > > make
> > > > > any
> > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You
> heard
> > > the
> > > > > > > band he
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in - how good a musician is he?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical
> nickname
> > > for
> > > > > him.
> > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > blonde next to him was better.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Salieri was not that bad - just not as amazing as
> Mozart.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > OK, so Dickless is worse than Salieri.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Right.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Good.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both
> > > sing
> > > > > and
> > > > > > > play
> > > > > > > > > > > > his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Tholen owns the octocontrabass??? Wow, maybe we could
> talk
> > > him
> > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > posting
> > > > > > > > > > > an mp3 - I've only seen photos, and would love to hear
> how
> > > it
> > > > > > > sounds.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > From Dickless? Don't expect it to sound good.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > It's a clarinet - how bad could it be? Anyway, I'm sure his
> > > > > clarinet
> > > > > > > sounds
> > > > > > > > > better than his singing!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Probably.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I wonder what voice type Tholen is.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'd be willing to wager its whiney.
> > > > >
> > > > > You could be right about that, Bruce. I'm sure there's a good
> reason
> > > that
> > > > > he's in a band & not a choir.
> > > >
> > > > Well, we know he can't sing for his supper.
> > >
> > > In an old thread, Tholen wrote, "Let's put it this way: my instrumental
> > > musical skills are far better than my vocal skills. Sure glad that
> nobody
> > > was recording a dinner at a restaurant in Japan, one featuring a karaoke
>
> > > machine... "
> >
> > Was Dickless implying he was singing karaoke?
>
> I believe so. He said he sounds like Tom Hanks.

What a luser! A0L!

> > > http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/msg/a9d5b2d06cae18e1
> > >
> > > I would have loved to be there to heckle!
> >
> > The next time he shows his face here, I'll be ready to heckle him. I'll
> > hold up a big sign saying something like "We're gald you can't sing
> > Dickless!".
>
> Even he admits that his instrumental skills are better than his vocal skills.

So what's he doing singing ABBA then?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 2nd 07, 01:55 AM
wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > http://youtube.com/watch?v=S-5grqhj1b8
> > > >
> > > > Dickless could use one of those! No, wait! On second thought, Dickless
> > > > wouldn't know what to do with it!
> > >
> > > Perhaps he could use this. http://www.createamate.com/default.aspx
> >
> > Nah, Dickless' got nothing to cast it off.
>
> He could get somebody else to make the cast & use it as a strap-on.

Like who? Double-0-Anus?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 2nd 07, 01:57 AM
Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
> >>> wrote:
> >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>> oups.com...
> >>>>> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>>>> ups.com...
> >>>>>>> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>>>>>> ups.com...
> >>>>>>>>> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> message
> >>>>>>>>>> ups.com...
> >>>>>>>>>>> clarinet.fan wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >>>> message
> >> ups.com...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Lora Crighton wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any volunteers?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he
> >> can
> >>>> make
> >>>>>> any
> >>>>>>>> use
> >>>>>>>>>> of them.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's too old.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You sure? He's so immature.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Age is no guarantee of maturity. He's certainly past
> >>>> puberty
> >>>>>> even
> >>>>>>>> if he
> >>>>>>>>>> is still childish.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Infantile would be my description of choice for Dickless.
> >>>>>>>>>> You could be right about that.
> >>>>>>>>> Glad you agree, fan.
> >>>>>>>> I'm glad you're glad.
> >>>>>>> What does your gladness have to do with classical music, fan?
> >>>>>> Classical music is one of the things that makes me glad.
> >>>>> Glad you like it, fan.
> >>>> I'm glad you're glad, Bruce. Music has always been, and always will be
> >> part
> >>>> of my life.
> >>> I'm glad you're glad I'm glad you're glad, fan. Where would the world
> >>> be without music.
> >> I can't imagine a world without music.
> >
> > Silence is golden, fan.
>
> You should try it some time.

After you, Fartingale.

> > Notice how pleasant it is without Dickless around.
>
> Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art Deco.

Who are you calling a fake?

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The operation needs to be done before puberty, but
> >> there
> >>>> is
> >>>>>> no
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's
> >> only
> >>>>>> about 1 or
> >>>>>>>>>> 2% of the boys who had it done went on to be great singers.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's
> >> only
> >>>> one
> >>>>>> way to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL! I'm sure she would, but would he let her get close
> >>>> enough?
> >>>>>>>>>>> Why? Its not like he's got anything to lose! A0L!
> >>>>>>>>>> He would have to give up his delusions of adequacy.
> >>>>>>>>> The sad part is that he probably thinks he's better than the
> >> rest
> >>>> of
> >>>>>> us.
> >>>>>>>> He definitely thinks he's better than the rest of us.
> >>>>>>> Too bad the truth is out there.
> >>>>>> What's too bad is that he can't seem to see it.
> >>>>> All too true.
> >>>> Maybe he need better glasses.
> >>> First he needs to find an optomotrist who can tollerate him.
> >> That shouldn't be too much of a problem - after all, an eye exam doesn't
> >> take very long.
> >
> > Provided Dickless doesn't act like the jerk he usually is.
> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the
> >> centuries,
> >>>> and
> >>>>>> it's
> >>>>>>>>>> unlikely that the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> castrato voice would be as popular today. Period
> >>>>>> performance is
> >>>>>>>> all
> >>>>>>>>>>>> very well, but audiences don't have period ears :-)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure
> >>>> why.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> They were like the rock stars of their day.
> >>>>>>>>>>> You mean like KISS?
> >>>>>>>>>> Did women actually like KISS?
> >>>>>>>>> Maybe just Gene Symon's tongue.
> >>>>>>>> Oh.
> >>>>>>> I think it was his. It was extra long anyway.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 2nd 07, 02:00 AM
wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> > > message
> > > > > > > > > > >
> ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > > clarinet.fan wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote
> in
> > > > > message
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > ups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> Any volunteers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like
> he
> > > can
> > > > > make
> > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > of them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He's too old.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You sure? He's so immature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Age is no guarantee of maturity. He's certainly
> past
> > > > > puberty
> > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > if he
> > > > > > > > > > > is still childish.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Infantile would be my description of choice for
> Dickless.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You could be right about that.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Glad you agree, fan.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'm glad you're glad.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What does your gladness have to do with classical music, fan?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Classical music is one of the things that makes me glad.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Glad you like it, fan.
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm glad you're glad, Bruce. Music has always been, and always will
> be
> > > part
> > > > > of my life.
> > > >
> > > > I'm glad you're glad I'm glad you're glad, fan. Where would the world
> > > > be without music.
> > >
> > > I can't imagine a world without music.
> >
> > Silence is golden, fan.
>
> Not always.

Like a bridge over troubled waters.

> > Notice how pleasant it is without Dickless around.
>
> I noticed.

Its hard not to.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The operation needs to be done before puberty,
> but
> > > there
> > > > > is
> > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guarantee that it will be successful - I think
> it's
> > > only
> > > > > > > about 1 or
> > > > > > > > > > > 2% of the boys who had it done went on to be great
> singers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's
> > > only
> > > > > one
> > > > > > > way to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL! I'm sure she would, but would he let her get
> close
> > > > > enough?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Why? Its not like he's got anything to lose! A0L!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > He would have to give up his delusions of adequacy.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The sad part is that he probably thinks he's better than
> the
> > > rest
> > > > > of
> > > > > > > us.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > He definitely thinks he's better than the rest of us.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Too bad the truth is out there.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What's too bad is that he can't seem to see it.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > All too true.
> > > > >
> > > > > Maybe he need better glasses.
> > > >
> > > > First he needs to find an optomotrist who can tollerate him.
> > >
> > > That shouldn't be too much of a problem - after all, an eye exam doesn't
> > > take very long.
> >
> > Provided Dickless doesn't act like the jerk he usually is.
>
> He's acted decent, but it never lasts long - he could probably get through
> an appointment without antagonizing the doctor, although it would be a
> challenge.

After the first 5 minutes, all bets are off.

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the
> > > centuries,
> > > > > and
> > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > unlikely that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > castrato voice would be as popular today.
> Period
> > > > > > > performance is
> > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > very well, but audiences don't have period ears :-)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not
> sure
> > > > > why.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > They were like the rock stars of their day.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You mean like KISS?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Did women actually like KISS?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Maybe just Gene Symon's tongue.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Oh.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I think it was his. It was extra long anyway.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 2nd 07, 12:52 PM
Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> >>>
> >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> >>
> >>You should try it some time.
> >
> > After you, Fartingale.
>
> From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
>
> This month's top posters
> 19
> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> 11

Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?

> >>Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art Deco.
> >
> > Who are you calling a fake?
>
> Art Deco >

He seems real enough to me. You sure you don't wear glasses?

Lora Crighton
January 2nd 07, 02:23 PM
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
>>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
>>>> You should try it some time.
>>> After you, Fartingale.
>> From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
>>
>> This month's top posters
>> 19
>> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> 11
>
> Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
>

I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while. Clarinet.fan makes the
odd on-topic post, but you never do.

>>>> Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art Deco.
>>> Who are you calling a fake?
>> Art Deco >
>
> He seems real enough to me.

He's a real troll.

> You sure you don't wear glasses?
>

You've seen my photo.



--
Blessed Cecilia, appear in visions
To all musicians, appear and inspire:
Translated Daughter, come down and startle
Composing mortals with immortal fire.

honestjohn
January 4th 07, 04:41 AM
"Lora" > wrote in message
reenews.net...
>
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > >>>
> > > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > > >>
> > > >>You should try it some time.
> > > >
> > > > After you, Fartingale.
> > >
> > > From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > >
> > > This month's top posters
> > > 19
> > > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > 11
> >
> > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> >
>
> The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
>
This is cross-posted to 5 newsgroups, which one are you talking about?

HJ

Lora
January 4th 07, 05:35 AM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > >>>
> > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > >>
> > >>You should try it some time.
> > >
> > > After you, Fartingale.
> >
> > From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> >
> > This month's top posters
> > 19
> > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > 11
>
> Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
>

The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.

> > >>Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art Deco.
> > >
> > > Who are you calling a fake?
> >
> > Art Deco >
>
> He seems real enough to me. You sure you don't wear glasses?
>

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 4th 07, 08:39 AM
Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
> >>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
> >>>> You should try it some time.
> >>> After you, Fartingale.
> >> From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> >>
> >> This month's top posters
> >> 19
> >> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >> 11
> >
> > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
>
> I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while. Clarinet.fan makes the
> odd on-topic post, but you never do.

Prove it, if you think you can, Fartingale.

> >>>> Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art Deco.
> >>> Who are you calling a fake?
> >> Art Deco >
> >
> > He seems real enough to me.
>
> He's a real troll.

You look like a troll.

> > You sure you don't wear glasses?
>
> You've seen my photo.

Unfortunately.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 4th 07, 08:39 AM
Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > >>>
> > > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > > >>
> > > >>You should try it some time.
> > > >
> > > > After you, Fartingale.
> > >
> > > From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > >
> > > This month's top posters
> > > 19
> > > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > 11
> >
> > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
>
> The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.

Yes, but look at the all time top posters -

All time top posters
16617
5955 Jerry Kohl
5298
4845
4701
4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
3951
3747
3329
3221

Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045. Talk about a loudmouth.
And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.

honestjohn
January 6th 07, 09:21 PM
"Lora" > wrote in message
reenews.net...
>
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > >>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > >>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
> > > >>>> You should try it some time.
> > > >>> After you, Fartingale.
> > > >> From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > >>
> > > >> This month's top posters
> > > >> 19
> > > >> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > >> 11
> > > >
> > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > >
> > > I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while. Clarinet.fan
> makes the
> > > odd on-topic post, but you never do.
> >
> > Prove it, if you think you can, Fartingale.
> >
>
> The archives are on google for all to read.
>
> > > >>>> Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art
Deco.
> > > >>> Who are you calling a fake?
> > > >> Art Deco >
> > > >
> > > > He seems real enough to me.
> > >
> > > He's a real troll.
> >
> > You look like a troll.
> >
>
> What does a troll look like?
>
> > > > You sure you don't wear glasses?
> > >
> > > You've seen my photo.
> >
> > Unfortunately.
> >
>
> You're too cowardly to post one of your own - you must be even uglier than
I
> am.
>
Hagar posted a pic of Bruce but I forgot where it was.

HJ

Lora
January 7th 07, 12:56 AM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > >>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
> > >>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
> > >>>> You should try it some time.
> > >>> After you, Fartingale.
> > >> From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > >>
> > >> This month's top posters
> > >> 19
> > >> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > >> 11
> > >
> > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> >
> > I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while. Clarinet.fan
makes the
> > odd on-topic post, but you never do.
>
> Prove it, if you think you can, Fartingale.
>

The archives are on google for all to read.

> > >>>> Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art Deco.
> > >>> Who are you calling a fake?
> > >> Art Deco >
> > >
> > > He seems real enough to me.
> >
> > He's a real troll.
>
> You look like a troll.
>

What does a troll look like?

> > > You sure you don't wear glasses?
> >
> > You've seen my photo.
>
> Unfortunately.
>

You're too cowardly to post one of your own - you must be even uglier than I
am.

Lora
January 7th 07, 12:58 AM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
ps.com...
> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>You should try it some time.
> > > > >
> > > > > After you, Fartingale.
> > > >
> > > > From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > >
> > > > This month's top posters
> > > > 19
> > > > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > 11
> > >
> > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> >
> > The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
>
> Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
>
> All time top posters
> 16617
> 5955 Jerry Kohl
> 5298
> 4845
> 4701
> 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
> 3951
> 3747
> 3329
> 3221
>
> Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.

Not all of the posts from were actually made by Tholen.

> Talk about a loudmouth.
> And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
>

What would your total be if we included all your aliases?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 7th 07, 06:05 AM
Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > >>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > >>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
> > > >>>> You should try it some time.
> > > >>> After you, Fartingale.
> > > >> From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > >>
> > > >> This month's top posters
> > > >> 19
> > > >> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > >> 11
> > > >
> > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > >
> > > I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while. Clarinet.fan
> makes the
> > > odd on-topic post, but you never do.
> >
> > Prove it, if you think you can, Fartingale.
>
> The archives are on google for all to read.

Then you should have no trouble proving it, Fartingale.

> > > >>>> Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art Deco.
> > > >>> Who are you calling a fake?
> > > >> Art Deco >
> > > >
> > > > He seems real enough to me.
> > >
> > > He's a real troll.
> >
> > You look like a troll.
>
> What does a troll look like?

Like you, Fartingale. Hideous.

> > > > You sure you don't wear glasses?
> > >
> > > You've seen my photo.
> >
> > Unfortunately.
>
> You're too cowardly to post one of your own - you must be even uglier than I
> am.

Nobody could be uglier than you. Except perhaps Dickless.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 7th 07, 06:06 AM
Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
> > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>You should try it some time.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > After you, Fartingale.
> > > > >
> > > > > From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > >
> > > > > This month's top posters
> > > > > 19
> > > > > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > 11
> > > >
> > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > >
> > > The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
> >
> > Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
> >
> > All time top posters
> > 16617
> > 5955 Jerry Kohl
> > 5298
> > 4845
> > 4701
> > 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
> > 3951
> > 3747
> > 3329
> > 3221
> >
> > Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
>
> Not all of the posts from were actually made by Tholen.

Irrelevant.

> > Talk about a loudmouth.
> > And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
>
> What would your total be if we included all your aliases?

What aliases, Fartingale?

Double-A
January 7th 07, 06:13 AM
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > >>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > >>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > >>>> You should try it some time.
> > > > >>> After you, Fartingale.
> > > > >> From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > >>
> > > > >> This month's top posters
> > > > >> 19
> > > > >> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > >> 11
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > >
> > > > I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while. Clarinet.fan
> > makes the
> > > > odd on-topic post, but you never do.
> > >
> > > Prove it, if you think you can, Fartingale.
> >
> > The archives are on google for all to read.
>
> Then you should have no trouble proving it, Fartingale.
>
> > > > >>>> Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art Deco.
> > > > >>> Who are you calling a fake?
> > > > >> Art Deco >
> > > > >
> > > > > He seems real enough to me.
> > > >
> > > > He's a real troll.
> > >
> > > You look like a troll.
> >
> > What does a troll look like?
>
> Like you, Fartingale. Hideous.
>
> > > > > You sure you don't wear glasses?
> > > >
> > > > You've seen my photo.
> > >
> > > Unfortunately.
> >
> > You're too cowardly to post one of your own - you must be even uglier than I
> > am.
>
> Nobody could be uglier than you. Except perhaps Dickless.


This from a guy so ugly only a goat in heat can love!

Double-A
January 7th 07, 06:16 AM
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > ps.com...
> > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > oups.com...
> > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>You should try it some time.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > After you, Fartingale.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This month's top posters
> > > > > > 19
> > > > > > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > > 11
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > >
> > > > The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
> > >
> > > Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
> > >
> > > All time top posters
> > > 16617
> > > 5955 Jerry Kohl
> > > 5298
> > > 4845
> > > 4701
> > > 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
> > > 3951
> > > 3747
> > > 3329
> > > 3221
> > >
> > > Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
> >
> > Not all of the posts from were actually made by Tholen.
>
> Irrelevant.
>
> > > Talk about a loudmouth.
> > > And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
> >
> > What would your total be if we included all your aliases?
>
> What aliases, Fartingale?

What's that, Carl?

Lora
January 8th 07, 03:38 AM
"honestjohn" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Lora" > wrote in message
> reenews.net...
> >
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > >>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > >>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > >>>> You should try it some time.
> > > > >>> After you, Fartingale.
> > > > >> From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > >>
> > > > >> This month's top posters
> > > > >> 19
> > > > >> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > >> 11
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > >
> > > > I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while. Clarinet.fan
> > makes the
> > > > odd on-topic post, but you never do.
> > >
> > > Prove it, if you think you can, Fartingale.
> > >
> >
> > The archives are on google for all to read.
> >
> > > > >>>> Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art
> Deco.
> > > > >>> Who are you calling a fake?
> > > > >> Art Deco >
> > > > >
> > > > > He seems real enough to me.
> > > >
> > > > He's a real troll.
> > >
> > > You look like a troll.
> > >
> >
> > What does a troll look like?
> >
> > > > > You sure you don't wear glasses?
> > > >
> > > > You've seen my photo.
> > >
> > > Unfortunately.
> > >
> >
> > You're too cowardly to post one of your own - you must be even uglier
than
> I
> > am.
> >
> Hagar posted a pic of Bruce but I forgot where it was.
>

Aren't you useless then.

Lora
January 8th 07, 03:44 AM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > >>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > >>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > >>>> You should try it some time.
> > > > >>> After you, Fartingale.
> > > > >> From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > >>
> > > > >> This month's top posters
> > > > >> 19
> > > > >> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > >> 11
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > >
> > > > I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while. Clarinet.fan
> > makes the
> > > > odd on-topic post, but you never do.
> > >
> > > Prove it, if you think you can, Fartingale.
> >
> > The archives are on google for all to read.
>
> Then you should have no trouble proving it, Fartingale.
>

The last post by Fartingale was in May.

http://groups.google.com/groups/search?q=author%3Afartingale&start=0&scoring
=d&

> > > > >>>> Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art
Deco.
> > > > >>> Who are you calling a fake?
> > > > >> Art Deco >
> > > > >
> > > > > He seems real enough to me.
> > > >
> > > > He's a real troll.
> > >
> > > You look like a troll.
> >
> > What does a troll look like?
>
> Like you, Fartingale. Hideous.
>

So, you look like me. Interesting.

> > > > > You sure you don't wear glasses?
> > > >
> > > > You've seen my photo.
> > >
> > > Unfortunately.
> >
> > You're too cowardly to post one of your own - you must be even uglier
than I
> > am.
>
> Nobody could be uglier than you. Except perhaps Dickless.
>

Tholen is actually pretty cute, in a geeky way.

Lora
January 8th 07, 03:48 AM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > ps.com...
> > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > oups.com...
> > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>You should try it some time.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > After you, Fartingale.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This month's top posters
> > > > > > 19
> > > > > > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > > 11
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > >
> > > > The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
> > >
> > > Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
> > >
> > > All time top posters
> > > 16617
> > > 5955 Jerry Kohl
> > > 5298
> > > 4845
> > > 4701
> > > 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
> > > 3951
> > > 3747
> > > 3329
> > > 3221
> > >
> > > Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
> >
> > Not all of the posts from were actually made by
Tholen.
>
> Irrelevant.
>

Not if you want to make any point about his being a loudmouth.

> > > Talk about a loudmouth.
> > > And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
> >
> > What would your total be if we included all your aliases?
>
> What aliases, Fartingale?
>

There are so many to chose from. The Michael Baldwin, Bruce persona has had
at least two different email id's, and you have also posted as Davie Tholen,
Susan Cohen, Cypherpunk/Shorts, and other names as well.

Lora
January 8th 07, 03:52 AM
"Double-A" > wrote in message
ps.com...
>> > > You're too cowardly to post one of your own - you must be even uglier
than I
>> > > am.
>> >
>> > Nobody could be uglier than you. Except perhaps Dickless.
>>
>
> This from a guy so ugly only a goat in heat can love!
>

Only a blind goat in heat.

Lora
January 8th 07, 03:55 AM
"Double-A" > wrote in message
oups.com...
>
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ps.com...
> > > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >>You should try it some time.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > After you, Fartingale.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This month's top posters
> > > > > > > 19
> > > > > > > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > > > 11
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > > >
> > > > > The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
> > > >
> > > > Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
> > > >
> > > > All time top posters
> > > > 16617
> > > > 5955 Jerry Kohl
> > > > 5298
> > > > 4845
> > > > 4701
> > > > 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
> > > > 3951
> > > > 3747
> > > > 3329
> > > > 3221
> > > >
> > > > Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
> > >
> > > Not all of the posts from were actually made by
Tholen.
> >
> > Irrelevant.
> >
> > > > Talk about a loudmouth.
> > > > And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
> > >
> > > What would your total be if we included all your aliases?
> >
> > What aliases, Fartingale?
>
> What's that, Carl?
>

That's actually *not* one of his aliases.

honestjohn
January 8th 07, 04:46 AM
"Lora" > wrote in message
reenews.net...
>
> "honestjohn" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > "Lora" > wrote in message
> > reenews.net...
> > >
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > >>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > >>>> You should try it some time.
> > > > > >>> After you, Fartingale.
> > > > > >> From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> This month's top posters
> > > > > >> 19
> > > > > >> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > >> 11
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > > >
> > > > > I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while.
Clarinet.fan
> > > makes the
> > > > > odd on-topic post, but you never do.
> > > >
> > > > Prove it, if you think you can, Fartingale.
> > > >
> > >
> > > The archives are on google for all to read.
> > >
> > > > > >>>> Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art
> > Deco.
> > > > > >>> Who are you calling a fake?
> > > > > >> Art Deco >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He seems real enough to me.
> > > > >
> > > > > He's a real troll.
> > > >
> > > > You look like a troll.
> > > >
> > >
> > > What does a troll look like?
> > >
> > > > > > You sure you don't wear glasses?
> > > > >
> > > > > You've seen my photo.
> > > >
> > > > Unfortunately.
> > > >
> > >
> > > You're too cowardly to post one of your own - you must be even uglier
> than
> > I
> > > am.
> > >
> > Hagar posted a pic of Bruce but I forgot where it was.
> >
>
> Aren't you useless then.
>
Duh, I'm posting to usenet aren't I?

Double-A
January 8th 07, 05:07 AM
Lora wrote:
> "Double-A" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> >
> > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > ps.com...
> > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > >>You should try it some time.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > After you, Fartingale.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > This month's top posters
> > > > > > > > 19
> > > > > > > > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > > > > 11
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
> > > > >
> > > > > All time top posters
> > > > > 16617
> > > > > 5955 Jerry Kohl
> > > > > 5298
> > > > > 4845
> > > > > 4701
> > > > > 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
> > > > > 3951
> > > > > 3747
> > > > > 3329
> > > > > 3221
> > > > >
> > > > > Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
> > > >
> > > > Not all of the posts from were actually made by
> Tholen.
> > >
> > > Irrelevant.
> > >
> > > > > Talk about a loudmouth.
> > > > > And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
> > > >
> > > > What would your total be if we included all your aliases?
> > >
> > > What aliases, Fartingale?
> >
> > What's that, Carl?
> >
>
> That's actually *not* one of his aliases.


Oh no?

Check Bruce's responses to his own fake Art Deco posts. You will see:

"Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:"

Now please don't argue that the fake Art Deco is not Bruce, because
that has been well established. He uses a proxy server to make it
appear his is posting from a different country. If you don't believe
me, ask the real Art Deco, who is really Carl Osterwald.

Double-A

January 8th 07, 05:25 AM
Double-A wrote:
> Lora wrote:
> > "Double-A" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> > >
> > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > ps.com...
> > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>You should try it some time.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > After you, Fartingale.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > This month's top posters
> > > > > > > > > 19
> > > > > > > > > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > > > > > 11
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
> > > > > >
> > > > > > All time top posters
> > > > > > 16617
> > > > > > 5955 Jerry Kohl
> > > > > > 5298
> > > > > > 4845
> > > > > > 4701
> > > > > > 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
> > > > > > 3951
> > > > > > 3747
> > > > > > 3329
> > > > > > 3221
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
> > > > >
> > > > > Not all of the posts from were actually made by
> > Tholen.
> > > >
> > > > Irrelevant.
> > > >
> > > > > > Talk about a loudmouth.
> > > > > > And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
> > > > >
> > > > > What would your total be if we included all your aliases?
> > > >
> > > > What aliases, Fartingale?
> > >
> > > What's that, Carl?
> > >
> >
> > That's actually *not* one of his aliases.
>
>
> Oh no?
>
> Check Bruce's responses to his own fake Art Deco posts. You will see:
>
> "Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:"
>
> Now please don't argue that the fake Art Deco is not Bruce, because
> that has been well established. He uses a proxy server to make it
> appear his is posting from a different country. If you don't believe
> me, ask the real Art Deco, who is really Carl Osterwald.
>
> Double-A

Yes Lora, Double-A speaks the truth. I am Carl Osterwald and Bruce is
really gay.

Art Deco

Double-A
January 8th 07, 06:08 AM
wrote:
> Double-A wrote:
> > Lora wrote:
> > > "Double-A" > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > >
> > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > ps.com...
> > > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > > > > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > > > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > >>You should try it some time.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > After you, Fartingale.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > This month's top posters
> > > > > > > > > > 19
> > > > > > > > > > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > > > > > > 11
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > All time top posters
> > > > > > > 16617
> > > > > > > 5955 Jerry Kohl
> > > > > > > 5298
> > > > > > > 4845
> > > > > > > 4701
> > > > > > > 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
> > > > > > > 3951
> > > > > > > 3747
> > > > > > > 3329
> > > > > > > 3221
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Not all of the posts from were actually made by
> > > Tholen.
> > > > >
> > > > > Irrelevant.
> > > > >
> > > > > > > Talk about a loudmouth.
> > > > > > > And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What would your total be if we included all your aliases?
> > > > >
> > > > > What aliases, Fartingale?
> > > >
> > > > What's that, Carl?
> > > >
> > >
> > > That's actually *not* one of his aliases.
> >
> >
> > Oh no?
> >
> > Check Bruce's responses to his own fake Art Deco posts. You will see:
> >
> > "Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:"
> >
> > Now please don't argue that the fake Art Deco is not Bruce, because
> > that has been well established. He uses a proxy server to make it
> > appear his is posting from a different country. If you don't believe
> > me, ask the real Art Deco, who is really Carl Osterwald.
> >
> > Double-A
>
> Yes Lora, Double-A speaks the truth. I am Carl Osterwald and Bruce is
> really gay.
>
> Art Deco


And a bestialist!

Double-A

Double-A
January 8th 07, 06:37 AM
Lora wrote:
> > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> >
> > Double-A wrote:
> > > Lora wrote:
> > > > "Double-A" > wrote in message
> > > > oups.com...
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ps.com...
> > > > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > >
> oups.com...
> > > > > > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > > > > > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > > > > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > >>You should try it some time.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > After you, Fartingale.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > From
> http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > This month's top posters
> > > > > > > > > > > 19
> > > > > > > > > > > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > > > > > > > 11
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > All time top posters
> > > > > > > > 16617
> > > > > > > > 5955 Jerry Kohl
> > > > > > > > 5298
> > > > > > > > 4845
> > > > > > > > 4701
> > > > > > > > 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
> > > > > > > > 3951
> > > > > > > > 3747
> > > > > > > > 3329
> > > > > > > > 3221
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Not all of the posts from were actually made
> by
> > > > Tholen.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Irrelevant.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Talk about a loudmouth.
> > > > > > > > And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What would your total be if we included all your aliases?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What aliases, Fartingale?
> > > > >
> > > > > What's that, Carl?
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > That's actually *not* one of his aliases.
> > >
> > >
> > > Oh no?
> > >
> > > Check Bruce's responses to his own fake Art Deco posts. You will see:
> > >
> > > "Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:"
> > >
> > > Now please don't argue that the fake Art Deco is not Bruce, because
> > > that has been well established. He uses a proxy server to make it
> > > appear his is posting from a different country. If you don't believe
> > > me, ask the real Art Deco, who is really Carl Osterwald.
> > >
> > > Double-A
> >
> > Yes Lora, Double-A speaks the truth. I am Carl Osterwald and Bruce is
> > really gay.
> >
> > Art Deco
> >
>
> LOL!


Why did you add alt.usenet.kooks?

Are you a kookologist?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 8th 07, 11:39 AM
Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> "Double-A" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
> >> > > You're too cowardly to post one of your own - you must be even uglier
> than I
> >> > > am.
> >> >
> >> > Nobody could be uglier than you. Except perhaps Dickless.
> >
> > This from a guy so ugly only a goat in heat can love!
>
> Only a blind goat in heat.

Speaking from experience again eh, Fartingale?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 8th 07, 11:42 AM
Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > >>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > >>>> You should try it some time.
> > > > > >>> After you, Fartingale.
> > > > > >> From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> This month's top posters
> > > > > >> 19
> > > > > >> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > >> 11
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > > >
> > > > > I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while. Clarinet.fan
> > > makes the
> > > > > odd on-topic post, but you never do.
> > > >
> > > > Prove it, if you think you can, Fartingale.
> > >
> > > The archives are on google for all to read.
> >
> > Then you should have no trouble proving it, Fartingale.
>
> The last post by Fartingale was in May.
>
> http://groups.google.com/groups/search?q=author%3Afartingale&start=0&scoring=d&

Then why are you still poasting, Fartingale?

> > > > > >>>> Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art
> Deco.
> > > > > >>> Who are you calling a fake?
> > > > > >> Art Deco >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He seems real enough to me.
> > > > >
> > > > > He's a real troll.
> > > >
> > > > You look like a troll.
> > >
> > > What does a troll look like?
> >
> > Like you, Fartingale. Hideous.
>
> So, you look like me. Interesting.

On what basis do you k'lame that I look like you, Fartingale?

> > > > > > You sure you don't wear glasses?
> > > > >
> > > > > You've seen my photo.
> > > >
> > > > Unfortunately.
> > >
> > > You're too cowardly to post one of your own - you must be even uglier
> than I
> > > am.
> >
> > Nobody could be uglier than you. Except perhaps Dickless.
>
> Tholen is actually pretty cute, in a geeky way.

Are you blind as well as stupid, Fartingale?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 8th 07, 11:43 AM
Lora wrote:
> "Double-A" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> >
> > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > ps.com...
> > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > >>You should try it some time.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > After you, Fartingale.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > This month's top posters
> > > > > > > > 19
> > > > > > > > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > > > > 11
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
> > > > >
> > > > > All time top posters
> > > > > 16617
> > > > > 5955 Jerry Kohl
> > > > > 5298
> > > > > 4845
> > > > > 4701
> > > > > 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
> > > > > 3951
> > > > > 3747
> > > > > 3329
> > > > > 3221
> > > > >
> > > > > Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
> > > >
> > > > Not all of the posts from were actually made by
> Tholen.
> > >
> > > Irrelevant.
> > >
> > > > > Talk about a loudmouth.
> > > > > And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
> > > >
> > > > What would your total be if we included all your aliases?
> > >
> > > What aliases, Fartingale?
> >
> > What's that, Carl?
>
> That's actually *not* one of his aliases.

BINGO!

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 8th 07, 11:49 AM
Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ps.com...
> > > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >>You should try it some time.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > After you, Fartingale.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This month's top posters
> > > > > > > 19
> > > > > > > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > > > 11
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > > >
> > > > > The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
> > > >
> > > > Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
> > > >
> > > > All time top posters
> > > > 16617
> > > > 5955 Jerry Kohl
> > > > 5298
> > > > 4845
> > > > 4701
> > > > 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
> > > > 3951
> > > > 3747
> > > > 3329
> > > > 3221
> > > >
> > > > Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
> > >
> > > Not all of the posts from were actually made by Tholen.
> >
> > Irrelevant.
>
> Not if you want to make any point about his being a loudmouth.

His being a loudmouth? What about him being a loudmouth?

> > > > Talk about a loudmouth.
> > > > And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
> > >
> > > What would your total be if we included all your aliases?
> >
> > What aliases, Fartingale?
>
> There are so many to chose from. The Michael Baldwin, Bruce persona has had
> at least two different email id's,

Only because some **** nuked my previous account, Fartingale. You would
know that by now had you better "comprehenion" skills.

> and you have also posted as Davie Tholen,
> Susan Cohen, Cypherpunk/Shorts, and other names as well.

On what basis do you make that k'lame, Fartingale?

Lora Crighton
January 8th 07, 02:40 PM
Double-A wrote:
> Lora wrote:
>> > wrote in message
>> ups.com...
>>> Double-A wrote:
>>>> Lora wrote:
>>>>> "Double-A" > wrote in message
>>>>> oups.com...
>>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>> ps.com...
>>>>>>>>> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
>> message
>> oups.com...
>>>>>>>>>>> Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should try it some time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> After you, Fartingale.
>>>>>>>>>>>> From
>> http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
>>>>>>>>>>>> This month's top posters
>>>>>>>>>>>> 19
>>>>>>>>>>>> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>>>>>>>>>>>> 11
>>>>>>>>>>> Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
>>>>>>>>>> The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
>>>>>>>>> Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> All time top posters
>>>>>>>>> 16617
>>>>>>>>> 5955 Jerry Kohl
>>>>>>>>> 5298
>>>>>>>>> 4845
>>>>>>>>> 4701
>>>>>>>>> 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
>>>>>>>>> 3951
>>>>>>>>> 3747
>>>>>>>>> 3329
>>>>>>>>> 3221
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
>>>>>>>> Not all of the posts from were actually made
>> by
>>>>> Tholen.
>>>>>>> Irrelevant.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Talk about a loudmouth.
>>>>>>>>> And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
>>>>>>>> What would your total be if we included all your aliases?
>>>>>>> What aliases, Fartingale?
>>>>>> What's that, Carl?
>>>>>>
>>>>> That's actually *not* one of his aliases.
>>>>
>>>> Oh no?
>>>>
>>>> Check Bruce's responses to his own fake Art Deco posts. You will see:
>>>>
>>>> "Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:"
>>>>
>>>> Now please don't argue that the fake Art Deco is not Bruce, because
>>>> that has been well established. He uses a proxy server to make it
>>>> appear his is posting from a different country. If you don't believe
>>>> me, ask the real Art Deco, who is really Carl Osterwald.
>>>>
>>>> Double-A
>>> Yes Lora, Double-A speaks the truth. I am Carl Osterwald and Bruce is
>>> really gay.
>>>
>>> Art Deco
>>>
>> LOL!
>
>
> Why did you add alt.usenet.kooks?
>
> Are you a kookologist?
>

The other Lora is a kook. The real Art Deco is a kookologist.



--
Blessed Cecilia, appear in visions
To all musicians, appear and inspire:
Translated Daughter, come down and startle
Composing mortals with immortal fire.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
January 8th 07, 10:37 PM
Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> Double-A wrote:
> > Lora wrote:
> >> > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >>> Double-A wrote:
> >>>> Lora wrote:
> >>>>> "Double-A" > wrote in message
> >>>>> oups.com...
> >>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>>>> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> >>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>>>>>> ps.com...
> >>>>>>>>> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> message
> >> oups.com...
> >>>>>>>>>>> Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should try it some time.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> After you, Fartingale.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> From
> >> http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> >>>>>>>>>>>> This month's top posters
> >>>>>>>>>>>> 19
> >>>>>>>>>>>> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >>>>>>>>>>>> 11
> >>>>>>>>>>> Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> >>>>>>>>>> The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
> >>>>>>>>> Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> All time top posters
> >>>>>>>>> 16617
> >>>>>>>>> 5955 Jerry Kohl
> >>>>>>>>> 5298
> >>>>>>>>> 4845
> >>>>>>>>> 4701
> >>>>>>>>> 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
> >>>>>>>>> 3951
> >>>>>>>>> 3747
> >>>>>>>>> 3329
> >>>>>>>>> 3221
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
> >>>>>>>> Not all of the posts from were actually made
> >> by
> >>>>> Tholen.
> >>>>>>> Irrelevant.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Talk about a loudmouth.
> >>>>>>>>> And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
> >>>>>>>> What would your total be if we included all your aliases?
> >>>>>>> What aliases, Fartingale?
> >>>>>> What's that, Carl?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> That's actually *not* one of his aliases.
> >>>>
> >>>> Oh no?
> >>>>
> >>>> Check Bruce's responses to his own fake Art Deco posts. You will see:
> >>>>
> >>>> "Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:"
> >>>>
> >>>> Now please don't argue that the fake Art Deco is not Bruce, because
> >>>> that has been well established. He uses a proxy server to make it
> >>>> appear his is posting from a different country. If you don't believe
> >>>> me, ask the real Art Deco, who is really Carl Osterwald.
> >>>>
> >>>> Double-A
> >>> Yes Lora, Double-A speaks the truth. I am Carl Osterwald and Bruce is
> >>> really gay.
> >>>
> >>> Art Deco
> >>>
> >> LOL!
> >
> > Why did you add alt.usenet.kooks?
> >
> > Are you a kookologist?
>
> The other Lora is a kook. The real Art Deco is a kookologist.

What does that have to do with classical music, Fartingale?

Lora Crighton
January 8th 07, 11:00 PM
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
>> Double-A wrote:
>>> Lora wrote:
>>>> > wrote in message
>>>> ups.com...
>>>>> Double-A wrote:
>>>>>> Lora wrote:
>>>>>>> "Double-A" > wrote in message
>>>>>>> oups.com...
>>>>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> ps.com...
>>>>>>>>>>> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
>>>> message
>>>> oups.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should try it some time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After you, Fartingale.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> From
>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This month's top posters
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 19
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 11
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
>>>>>>>>>>>> The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> All time top posters
>>>>>>>>>>> 16617
>>>>>>>>>>> 5955 Jerry Kohl
>>>>>>>>>>> 5298
>>>>>>>>>>> 4845
>>>>>>>>>>> 4701
>>>>>>>>>>> 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
>>>>>>>>>>> 3951
>>>>>>>>>>> 3747
>>>>>>>>>>> 3329
>>>>>>>>>>> 3221
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
>>>>>>>>>> Not all of the posts from were actually made
>>>> by
>>>>>>> Tholen.
>>>>>>>>> Irrelevant.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Talk about a loudmouth.
>>>>>>>>>>> And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
>>>>>>>>>> What would your total be if we included all your aliases?
>>>>>>>>> What aliases, Fartingale?
>>>>>>>> What's that, Carl?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's actually *not* one of his aliases.
>>>>>> Oh no?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Check Bruce's responses to his own fake Art Deco posts. You will see:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now please don't argue that the fake Art Deco is not Bruce, because
>>>>>> that has been well established. He uses a proxy server to make it
>>>>>> appear his is posting from a different country. If you don't believe
>>>>>> me, ask the real Art Deco, who is really Carl Osterwald.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Double-A
>>>>> Yes Lora, Double-A speaks the truth. I am Carl Osterwald and Bruce is
>>>>> really gay.
>>>>>
>>>>> Art Deco
>>>>>
>>>> LOL!
>>> Why did you add alt.usenet.kooks?
>>>
>>> Are you a kookologist?
>> The other Lora is a kook. The real Art Deco is a kookologist.
>
> What does that have to do with classical music, Fartingale?
>

Nothing. That's why I didn't post my reply to rec.music.classical.


--
Blessed Cecilia, appear in visions
To all musicians, appear and inspire:
Translated Daughter, come down and startle
Composing mortals with immortal fire.

honestjohn
January 8th 07, 11:01 PM
"Lora Crighton" > wrote in message
...
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> >> Double-A wrote:
> >>> Lora wrote:
> >>>> > wrote in message
> >>>> ups.com...
> >>>>> Double-A wrote:
> >>>>>> Lora wrote:
> >>>>>>> "Double-A" > wrote in message
> >>>>>>> oups.com...
> >>>>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>> ps.com...
> >>>>>>>>>>> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >>>> message
> >>>> oups.com...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should try it some time.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After you, Fartingale.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> From
> >>>> http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> This month's top posters
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 19
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 11
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> >>>>>>>>>>>> The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> All time top posters
> >>>>>>>>>>> 16617
> >>>>>>>>>>> 5955 Jerry Kohl
> >>>>>>>>>>> 5298
> >>>>>>>>>>> 4845
> >>>>>>>>>>> 4701
> >>>>>>>>>>> 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
> >>>>>>>>>>> 3951
> >>>>>>>>>>> 3747
> >>>>>>>>>>> 3329
> >>>>>>>>>>> 3221
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
> >>>>>>>>>> Not all of the posts from were actually
made
> >>>> by
> >>>>>>> Tholen.
> >>>>>>>>> Irrelevant.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Talk about a loudmouth.
> >>>>>>>>>>> And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
> >>>>>>>>>> What would your total be if we included all your aliases?
> >>>>>>>>> What aliases, Fartingale?
> >>>>>>>> What's that, Carl?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> That's actually *not* one of his aliases.
> >>>>>> Oh no?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Check Bruce's responses to his own fake Art Deco posts. You will
see:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:"
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Now please don't argue that the fake Art Deco is not Bruce, because
> >>>>>> that has been well established. He uses a proxy server to make it
> >>>>>> appear his is posting from a different country. If you don't
believe
> >>>>>> me, ask the real Art Deco, who is really Carl Osterwald.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Double-A
> >>>>> Yes Lora, Double-A speaks the truth. I am Carl Osterwald and Bruce
is
> >>>>> really gay.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Art Deco
> >>>>>
> >>>> LOL!
> >>> Why did you add alt.usenet.kooks?
> >>>
> >>> Are you a kookologist?
> >> The other Lora is a kook. The real Art Deco is a kookologist.
> >
> > What does that have to do with classical music, Fartingale?
> >
>
> Nothing. That's why I didn't post my reply to rec.music.classical.
>
Looks like you caught Bruce with his pants down.

clarinet.fan[_1_]
January 9th 07, 01:13 AM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > >>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > >>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > >>>> You should try it some time.
> > > > >>> After you, Fartingale.
> > > > >> From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > >>
> > > > >> This month's top posters
> > > > >> 19
> > > > >> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > >> 11
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > >
> > > > I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while. Clarinet.fan
> > makes the
> > > > odd on-topic post, but you never do.
> > >
> > > Prove it, if you think you can, Fartingale.
> >
> > The archives are on google for all to read.
>
> Then you should have no trouble proving it, Fartingale.
>
> > > > >>>> Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art
Deco.
> > > > >>> Who are you calling a fake?
> > > > >> Art Deco >
> > > > >
> > > > > He seems real enough to me.
> > > >
> > > > He's a real troll.
> > >
> > > You look like a troll.
> >
> > What does a troll look like?
>
> Like you, Fartingale. Hideous.
>
> > > > > You sure you don't wear glasses?
> > > >
> > > > You've seen my photo.
> > >
> > > Unfortunately.
> >
> > You're too cowardly to post one of your own - you must be even uglier
than I
> > am.
>
> Nobody could be uglier than you. Except perhaps Dickless.
>

Classic astute observation, Bruce.

clarinet.fan[_1_]
January 9th 07, 01:23 AM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > ups.com...
> > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > oups.com...
> > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > > >>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > > >>>> You should try it some time.
> > > > > > >>> After you, Fartingale.
> > > > > > >> From
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> This month's top posters
> > > > > > >> 19
> > > > > > >> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > > >> 11
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while.
Clarinet.fan
> > > > makes the
> > > > > > odd on-topic post, but you never do.
> > > > >
> > > > > Prove it, if you think you can, Fartingale.
> > > >
> > > > The archives are on google for all to read.
> > >
> > > Then you should have no trouble proving it, Fartingale.
> >
> > The last post by Fartingale was in May.
> >
> >
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?q=author%3Afartingale&start=0&scoring
=d&
>
> Then why are you still poasting, Fartingale?
>
> > > > > > >>>> Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake
Art
> > Deco.
> > > > > > >>> Who are you calling a fake?
> > > > > > >> Art Deco >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He seems real enough to me.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He's a real troll.
> > > > >
> > > > > You look like a troll.
> > > >
> > > > What does a troll look like?
> > >
> > > Like you, Fartingale. Hideous.
> >
> > So, you look like me. Interesting.
>
> On what basis do you k'lame that I look like you, Fartingale?
>
> > > > > > > You sure you don't wear glasses?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You've seen my photo.
> > > > >
> > > > > Unfortunately.
> > > >
> > > > You're too cowardly to post one of your own - you must be even
uglier
> > than I
> > > > am.
> > >
> > > Nobody could be uglier than you. Except perhaps Dickless.
> >
> > Tholen is actually pretty cute, in a geeky way.
>
> Are you blind as well as stupid, Fartingale?
>

She's actually got a point - compared to her, he is pretty cute.

Lora
January 9th 07, 03:50 AM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > "Double-A" > wrote in message
> > ps.com...
> > >> > > You're too cowardly to post one of your own - you must be even
uglier
> > than I
> > >> > > am.
> > >> >
> > >> > Nobody could be uglier than you. Except perhaps Dickless.
> > >
> > > This from a guy so ugly only a goat in heat can love!
> >
> > Only a blind goat in heat.
>
> Speaking from experience again eh, Fartingale?
>

I'm a city kid - never got close to any goats.

Lora
January 9th 07, 03:52 AM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > ups.com...
> > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > oups.com...
> > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>> I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > > >>>>> Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > > >>>> You should try it some time.
> > > > > > >>> After you, Fartingale.
> > > > > > >> From
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> This month's top posters
> > > > > > >> 19
> > > > > > >> 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > > >> 11
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while.
Clarinet.fan
> > > > makes the
> > > > > > odd on-topic post, but you never do.
> > > > >
> > > > > Prove it, if you think you can, Fartingale.
> > > >
> > > > The archives are on google for all to read.
> > >
> > > Then you should have no trouble proving it, Fartingale.
> >
> > The last post by Fartingale was in May.
> >
> >
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?q=author%3Afartingale&start=0&scoring
=d&
>
> Then why are you still poasting, Fartingale?
>

Who is Fartingale, Bruce? Still having attribution problems?

> > > > > > >>>> Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake
Art
> > Deco.
> > > > > > >>> Who are you calling a fake?
> > > > > > >> Art Deco >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He seems real enough to me.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He's a real troll.
> > > > >
> > > > > You look like a troll.
> > > >
> > > > What does a troll look like?
> > >
> > > Like you, Fartingale. Hideous.
> >
> > So, you look like me. Interesting.
>
> On what basis do you k'lame that I look like you, Fartingale?
>

Didn't you ever study logic?

> > > > > > > You sure you don't wear glasses?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You've seen my photo.
> > > > >
> > > > > Unfortunately.
> > > >
> > > > You're too cowardly to post one of your own - you must be even
uglier
> > than I
> > > > am.
> > >
> > > Nobody could be uglier than you. Except perhaps Dickless.
> >
> > Tholen is actually pretty cute, in a geeky way.
>
> Are you blind as well as stupid, Fartingale?
>

I'm neither, Bruce. I see quite well with the glasses.

Lora
January 9th 07, 03:53 AM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > ps.com...
> > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora wrote:
> > > > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > > > > oups.com...
> > > > > > > Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
> > > > > > > > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>I can't imagine a world without music.
> > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > >>>Silence is golden, fan.
> > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > >>You should try it some time.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > After you, Fartingale.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > From
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.classical/about
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > This month's top posters
> > > > > > > > 19
> > > > > > > > 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce
> > > > > > > > 11
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup.
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, but look at the all time top posters -
> > > > >
> > > > > All time top posters
> > > > > 16617
> > > > > 5955 Jerry Kohl
> > > > > 5298
> > > > > 4845
> > > > > 4701
> > > > > 4018 Michael Baldwin Bruce
> > > > > 3951
> > > > > 3747
> > > > > 3329
> > > > > 3221
> > > > >
> > > > > Dickless has a total of 5298 + 3747 for 9045.
> > > >
> > > > Not all of the posts from were actually made by
Tholen.
> > >
> > > Irrelevant.
> >
> > Not if you want to make any point about his being a loudmouth.
>
> His being a loudmouth? What about him being a loudmouth?
>
> > > > > Talk about a loudmouth.
> > > > > And 99% of those poasts were all his useless digest crap.
> > > >
> > > > What would your total be if we included all your aliases?
> > >
> > > What aliases, Fartingale?
> >
> > There are so many to chose from. The Michael Baldwin, Bruce persona has
had
> > at least two different email id's,
>
> Only because some **** nuked my previous account, Fartingale. You would
> know that by now had you better "comprehenion" skills.
>

Would that be the same **** who reported you to google for violating the
TOS?

> > and you have also posted as Davie Tholen,
> > Susan Cohen, Cypherpunk/Shorts, and other names as well.
>
> On what basis do you make that k'lame, Fartingale?
>

You admitted it before, why try to deny it now?

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